bl33p

The Mobile Telco That Doesn't Suck!

Tired of mobile plans that treat you like a walking dollar sign? Same. So were we. That's why we ditched the corporate BS and built bl33p - a Telco that actually gives a damn about what's important to you.

Why We're Different (And Why You'll Love Us)

No AI Jank

Just real people who answer the phone.

No paper bills

We want to save the planet, just as much as you do. Mother Earth thanks you!

No playing phone tag

You'll never have to chase us, you'll deal with the same people every time you call!

No fancy apps

Just a knowledge-base with fixes and an FAQ that actually gets updated (we're not lazy).

No Fancy AI Jank – Just Real People, Real Help

We're just two people in Whangarei, NZ. We know our stuff, we know you, and we're not afraid to admit when we screw up (we'll fix it—promise!). Being a small tight-knit squad of real people, we can do things that other companies can't.

  • Want us to activate your account while we chat about the best fishing spots, or where to score the best Latte? Hell yeah!
  • Need directions to the nearest Taxi Stand? We got you!
  • You need to know where to get the latest Taylor Swift album? We don't judge...

Just ask, and we'll do all we can to get everything sorted for you – If you're happy, we're happy!

How We Save You Money (And Your Sanity)

We're a small, lean team, that's run by real people (yes, humans with an actual heartbeat!). No fancy offices, no hidden fees, no nickel-and-diming. Just simple prepaid plans with no extra charges for data, minutes, or SMS - no sneaky tricks.

If you need help with your account, we can really help you out in ways that really make a difference:

nb. To claim the discount, a First Responder; Medical Professional; Teacher or Serviceman must provide proof of employment (ID badge, letter, or whatever works). We'll talk it through with you and figure out a way to sort it for you.

Our Plans – No Fluff, Just Good Stuff (And No BS)

We offer up to 98% coverage across NZ. Roaming? Coming soon—likely only on our Speed Demon plan (if you're adventurous).


Data Diva - $25

Data Only

  • Perfect for Tablets and eBook Readers
  • Unlimited NZ and International Data
  • Unlimited Data - Speed Capped to 1Mbps
  • 4G and 5G ready
  • Physical SIM and eSIMs Available
Register Your Interest!

Chatterbox - $35

Voice; SMS, and Data

  • Unlimited Phone Calls to Australia and New Zealand
  • Unlimited Phone SMS Messages to Australia and New Zealand
  • Unlimited Data - Speed Capped to 1Mbps
  • 4G and 5G ready
  • Physical SIM and eSIMs Available
Register Your Interest!

Speed Demon - $65

Voice; SMS, and Data

  • Unlimited Phone Calls to Australia and New Zealand
  • Unlimited Phone SMS Messages to Australia and New Zealand
  • Unlimited Data - NO SPEED CAPS!
  • 4G and 5G ready
  • Physical SIM and eSIMs Available
Register Your Interest!

Make sure to include details about yourself; how we can contact you, and which plan you're interested in. We'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible, and see if we can't provide you with the Mobile Phone service you deserve!

All of the Plan Info (Because You Deserve the Good Stuff)

We're all about keeping things simple and straightforward. Here's the real deal:

Our Plans Are Unlimited (With a Twist!)

We offer three kinds of plans:

Plans are prepaid monthly. They're invoiced on the 13th of every month, with a due date of the 20th. If you join any time between the 21st, and the 19th of the following month, you'll only be charged a pro-rated amount up front for the first part month, and you'll get your first full invoice for the following month on the 13th. Why do we bill on the 13th of every month?

nb. All of our Plans follow our Fair Use Policy. Please read it thoroughly, as it governs everything you can and cannot do with your new Internet Superpowers!

Obvious Questions (Because We Knew You'd Have Them!)

We're small, personal, and keep things simple—no hidden fees, no contracts, just great service. No fine print, just honesty.

Yes! Our Data Diva and Chatterbox caps at 1Mbps to keep costs low, but data always flows (just slower for your cat's epic TikTok). Our Speed Demon plan has full speed - all day, all night, all the binge-watching you crave.

We offer up to 98% coverage across NZ (because we like showing off).

We're mostly cheaper than the rest - no long-term contracts, just honest rates for truly unlimited plans.

No long-term contracts—cancel anytime, no hidden fees (we don't play those kinds of games).

We might be slow (we're human), but we're Friendly, thoughtful, open, honest, and human - no robotic menus or AI (we'll talk to you directly, no bots).

Yes! 5% off per attached account (minimum 3, max 7—because families matter).

Roaming's coming soon—most likely on Speed Demon. Need to know more? Ask us—we'll keep you posted.

Easy! We guide you step by step. Nothing automatic—just humans helping humans.

Nope—no hidden fees! What you see is what you pay. All prices include GST.

How You Can Reach Us

We're here! Get in touch via:

Your Info Is Safe with Us

We store personal info only for billing and shipping. Credit and Debit cards - Stripe handles that for us. We will NEVER sell your private information. We will NEVER discuss your account with anyone, without your permission.

All of our interactions with you are covered by our Privacy Policy.

We do occasionally have to pass on your information to our partners for things like number porting, and account usage tracking.

No Offices, Just Great Service

We have no fancy offices—just emails, calls, or face-to-face. Easy. That's it - simple stuff so you can enjoy your plan without stress.

Got questions? Shoot us an email or give us a call

We're happy to help (and we'll actually reply!)